
His blood smells like cologne.
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.
He lives vicariously through himself.
He can speak French in Russian.
He's a lover not a fighter, but he can fight, so don't get any ideas.
He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.
People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.
He could disarm you with his looks.
The police often question him because they find him interesting.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.
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